I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND/PARTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE' S SO COOL AND AMAZING I LOVE THEM SM @manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo@manwhoretheo
ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITJ YOU SO MUCH??????? YOU'RE MY EEPY MY EEPY MY EEP.Y
MY BLEOVED MY BLORJBO MY SCRUMBGUS AH <3333333333
woke up from a bad dream and the concept of an osha compliant maid dress beamed directly into my brain at top speed
alright quick trace to show what it looked like. less frills and ribbons so it cant catch on machinery. more skin coverage for the weather and protection. high vis colours. kind of need ngl
now someone else draw the railing.
this should be the standard tbh
me, pensive: wet t shirt contests are so exploitative. im glad that they arent, like, part of the cultural zeitgeist any more.
devil on my shoulder: imagine a wet t shirt contest of trans women
me, so horny that i’m lightheaded: auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
thats the angel on your shoulder
nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix
CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers
cat shelter for dads
Okay!
*you remember telling your friends about this place
*it was only a dream, but you never forgot the almost overwhelming peace that silence gave you
*it's a good thing you actually found it
